There must have been a turning point in society making it acceptable to speak like a moron. Slang has taken the place of proper English and words purposely mispronounced. It may come from sheer ignorance but my guess is that it actually stems from a desire to be cool.

Presently, there’s a growing trend amongst guys who think it’s cool to write in the exact manner of which they speak – poorly/ghetto. I personally don’t mind if you write in the same manner of which you speak but not if you speak like a moron. Misspelling words for the sake of being cool is not only amazingly ignorant, it’s also annoying.

Why do guys think it’s cool to do this? My guess is they’re morons. If girls think this is acceptable then we’re all fucked. We don’t need any more idiots on this planet.

Everything we do has some sort of communication involved so if you make it hard for someone to understand you what do you expect to get out of life? Correct answer: Nothing.

I fully understand that while texting it’s easier to abbreviate words and use acronyms, I do the same, but there’s a difference between protocol and idiocy. You’re not impressing anyone by misspelling words, you’re actually doing the opposite.

But, if you feel the need to continue writing in your poor/ghetto language than I will continue having sex with the women you’re trying to get with. I have no complaints with that.

So to wrap this up, reason #21 of why you won’t get laid: your ghetto spelling represents your ghetto speak. And you’re an idiot.