Elmo will cock block and steal your girlfriend

Elmo will cock block you. Here's proof.

The fact that I have to write this is amazing. Every guy, who’s ever been laid, knows about this unspoken manrule. It takes real douchebaggery to ignore it. Such is the case of a “friend” who violated it over the weekend.

Before I begin, let me tell you that I don’t care and I know there’s plenty of vagina in the sea, which is why I’m not going to get into what happened, but I will reiterate why this is a rule amongst men.

It’s a well-known, documented fact that just about every single-man is looking to get laid at any given moment. This is particularly true when going out to bars, parties and other social gatherings. Aside from it’s obvious meaning it also adds up to competition, one which is never healthy. Add to that the many reasons why guys won’t get laid and you’ll see why it’s hard for some to get laid, if at all.

With all that said, it’s still not the real reason as to why this rule exists. Plain and simple, it’s quite possibly the most annoying thing someone can do. If a friend does it, the annoyance is tripled by the lack of respect it shows you. I’ve had friends who insisted on doing this so much we had to part ways. I, personally, won’t put up with it if it persists as resentment will set in creating unwanted controversy.

If you’re a woman reading this, it’s the equivalent to seeing a pair of shoes you love only for the last pair to be flirted out of the hands of the sales clerk.

There’s no exact reason as to why it’s annoying. It just is. So my suggestion is, don’t do it. If you do, then you’re the epitome of a douchebag and obviously need to get laid a lot more than I do. There are people you can see to help you with this. They’re called prostitutes and they’d have sex with you whenever you want.

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