I’ve seen my fair share of naked women and endured the hardest of relationships and lived to remember them all, well, most of them at least. Some moments I chose to forget, with good reason.

Some call me cynical, others call me truthful and I really couldn’t care less. I let people know what and how I feel but it’s never my attempt to hurt feelings. I feel it’s best to always tell the truth no matter how brutal it may be.

The experiences I’ve been through are plenty and some unbelievable but all of them made me who I am today and wouldn’t trade them for the world.

I write this to entertain myself and you, so enjoy.