Elmo will cock block you. Here's proof.
The fact that I have to write this is amazing. Every guy, who’s ever been laid, knows about this unspoken manrule. It takes real douchebaggery to ignore it. Such is the case of a “friend” who violated it over the weekend.
Before I begin, let me tell you that I don’t care and I know there’s plenty of vagina in the sea, which is why I’m not going to get into what happened, but I will reiterate why this is a rule amongst men.
It’s a well-known, documented fact that just about every single-man is looking to get laid at any given moment. This is particularly true when going out to bars, parties and other social gatherings. Aside from it’s obvious meaning it also adds up to competition, one which is never healthy. Add to that the many reasons why guys won’t get laid and you’ll see why it’s hard for some to get laid, if at all. Read the rest of this entry »
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